Hey people,
Doctor’s Surgeries scare the shit out of me. Why?
They like to advertise their product. And that is?
Fear. All around you in a waiting room they have posters for all these diseases you could have. WATCH OUT FOR THIS. WATCH OUT FOR THAT. And I start to get incredibly paranoid and believe them. So therefore, I’ll probably go and get all the tests they tell me to. But not really. But still, they need to not come on so strong.
There are so many advertisements on the board that “URGENT: FATAL TOXIN RELEASED INTO BRISBANE AIR” will get buried under them asking 60 year old women to get a mammogram. Not that that’s not important or anything.
-Will
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