You want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE TO LISTEN TO THAT BULLSHIT AT WORK EVERY SHIFT! Your new “song” sucks so many donkey testicles that I would prove it to you, but you’re too busy having your mouth filled with donkey testicles.
The song is annoying. Annoying to the point of throwing the radio through a window. I don’t know what the hell it’s called, but it’s terrible. You have confused the public with people who care about your life of drinking, smoking weed, and rooting copious amounts of women. Three pointers Mr. Rock:
1. Enlighten me, because you live in Michigan, right? Then why the hell are you singing “Sweet Home Alabama” all summer long?! Do you live in Alabama? NO, YOU DON’T. Stupid hippie.
2. The tune actually is alright. Oh, wait a second, I know why! You STOLE (I don’t care if you paid royalties, I consider it stealing) THE TUNE OF “SWEET HOME ALABAMA”! (You should have called the song “Sweet HOMO Alabama!) And some other song, but I don’t know it so I will let you off the hook. But the people who know that song won’t.
3. You’re full of shit.
I think if you correct these three errors with your song, it may be better. Ever so slightly. Actually, I take that back. There is no way you could create a better song than this. You know that, which is why you stole well known tunes. Asshole.
- Will
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