Ladies and Gents,
It’s been a while (again). But, in my blogging absence, I worked on another piece of literary genius. That I will post here, in parts. It shall keep this brilliant blog active. Without further ado, I present:
The Douchebag’s Guide to Scams
Scam, you say? Why sir, they have been around for hundreds of years! That they have, my wise friend. Scams are nature’s way of beating the living hell through the little guy. That guy who is on the down and out and no where to go. So what does he do? He entrusts shady characters, opting for the get rich quick scheme. Who wouldn’t? I love shady characters. The problem is, shady characters are just that: shady. If there’s one thing I have deduced from all this it’s that scammers like money. They REALLY like money. So they take it from people. And then they have a brain. They use this brain to figure out ways to take money from people who lack this brain power. Yes, I have worked out the criminal mind of a scammer.
Why you (and I) are Douchebags
But let’s face it. You’ve been scammed. I’ve been scammed. Were you promised 5 dollars to lick the dog faeces that had been sitting on the pavement for so long it had gone white, only to have the big guy that already has armpit hair not cough up the dough? That, in my opinion, is a scam. So now that you realized the 500 times you have been scammed over the course of your life, let’s look at the big one’s which seriously affect people’s lives, (Unless you contracted a serious illness from that dog poo. Who on Earth knows where that dog had been? If this is the case, I apologize for bringing back painful memories) why they do it, and how jackasses manage to get fooled by them.
There you have it people. There’s more to come. A LOT more. Stay tuned. Until next time…whenever that will be.
-William IV
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